Goodr VRG's

$54.94
By goodr

Colour: Voight-Kampff Vision

Product Description

Voight-Kampff Vision

When questioning potential replicants, you want to keep a poker face, especially when you’re good at your job and can spot one in a crowd from several miles away. Slap these sunnies on and you’ll keep that poker face, no problem. But don’t wear them for an actual game of poker because everyone will absolutely be able to see your cards in the reflection. 

From Zero To Blitzed

We stuck our fan favorite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future.

What returned back blew our minds!!!

(G force training not included.)

The Best Dystopia Ever

In the best dystopia ever you will be immortalized in a glittering palace of a unicorn-lensed utopia fever dream where all of your wildest fantasies come true.

(Before you end up in the AI's human zoo, that is.)

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).  

5 AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO

 

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