Goodr LFG's
Product Description
Never The Big Spoon
NEVER the big spoon, ALWAYS the little spoon. If you have a small head you for sure know what we're talking about. And if you don't, just gtfo of here with your "normal" sized head and its normal cutlery needs. This sunnie is not for you.
Get On My Level
A bigger head doesn't mean that you're smarter, it just means you have a bigger head...It also means that you can't get on my level with these new perfectly petite Get On My Level LFG sunnies made for small noggins...So there.
Smaller Is Baller
Don't you hate it when people try to shame you for being smaller?! Psh, joke is on them!!! For example, we can buy designer duds in a children's size large, which just means we look fierce AND have more $$$ left over for extra margaritas, AND can still afford to ship ourselves cross country to our best friend's house in a cardboard box. See? #SmallerisBaller
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
5 AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO